May 2013
38 posts
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I think it’s weird how we can imagine peoples voices to sound a certain way just by looking at pictures of them and how they type online, but in reality they can sound completely different
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drarna:
give a man a meme, he’ll lol for a day. teach a man to meme and he’ll ruin the internet for everyone
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32andgrandma:
Reality exists in the human mind, and nowhere else
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS EVEN MEAN
Well this doesn’t sit well with me
This is what I don’t get - Women are impure because males have touched them....
– Comment on Jezebel article “Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit” (via sinolia)
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explorenewyorkwithabeautifulgirl:
I’m trying to write the simplest poem and yet I’m not so good at it
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fevra:
have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange ???? why i am me and not someone else
unfollower:
i automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive
freeabortions:
feels cute
takes selfie
nvm
floozys:
“boys will be bo-“
*flies in*
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
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cofeecigarettes:
cj-twig:
i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem
basically you want to be a father
this is the most accurate thing i ever read
what she says: im fine
what she means: im doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome
dirktier:
i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
joelbyeman:
I feel like people in horror movies live in an alternate universe where there are no horror movies
That explains a lot
And you know what the worst thing was?
The worst thing was that
nobody ever...
– Jack McCarthy, “Drunks” (via larmoyante)
Only in America can you be pro-death penalty, pro-war, pro-unmanned drone bombs,...
– John Fugelsang (via that-bear)
feisty-feminists:
I need feminism because saying I’m a feminist shouldn’t be a reason for someone to dismiss my opinion.
6 tags
April 2013
54 posts
mileyhighrus:
drake bell talks a lot of shit for someone who starred in a fairly odd parents movie
fuckyeahtxtposts:
i wish there was a book that was filled with the first impressions of every single person i’ve ever spoken to because i’d really like to just sit down and read what everyone thought of me
an-egg:
money is so stupid and unnessecary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and out entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper
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thetumblr-thisisatumblr:
Being in a friend’s car alone with their parents
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catswithbenefits:
you know whats better than a mozerella stick?
37 mozzarella sticks
jillbojaggins:
stop telling your daughters that hair-pulling and teasing is a sign that “he likes you!”
a little boy picking on a little girl doesn’t meant that he likes her, it means he’s a little shit (⊙‿⊙✿)